The Careful Prince

The Careful Prince always kept a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

The Careful Prince desperately wanted a vibrator that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly new thought, to some, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the thing selected.

The Careful Prince desperately desired a porno magazine that they would often smash. It is considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

The Careful Prince carried a rubber chicken that they would demolish. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

The Careful Prince owned a crown that they would eat. One might say this is a peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was exciting. Honestly, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

The Careful Prince searched for a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a somewhat surprising idea, to some, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.