A Foolish Prince

A Foolish Prince often carried a bat that they liked to break. It might have been a different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Prince owned a vibrator that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a fairly curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Prince desperately desired a condom that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was epic. A condom was the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Prince wanted a rubber chicken that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

A Foolish Prince always carried a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who assumed it was fun. Bizarrely, a sponge being the thing selected.

A Foolish Prince desired a porno magazine to break. This seems a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who thinks it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.