A Troubled Prince

A Troubled Prince desired a CD player to put up their bum. This seems an original action, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Prince carried a pen that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pen having that done to it

A Troubled Prince always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

A Troubled Prince desperately desired a lava lamp that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly curious operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the item selected.

A Troubled Prince always carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Prince searched for a big sponge that they liked to put up their bum. It was a fairly strange thought, to some, but not to the Prince, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item chosen.