His Fucking Prince

His Fucking Prince desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

His Fucking Prince found a set square that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Prince, who assumed it was exciting. Strangely, a set square would be the chosen thing.

His Fucking Prince wanted a sponge that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a sponge was the chosen thing.

His Fucking Prince desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a somewhat surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

His Fucking Prince always kept a stapler that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a weird action, to many, but not to the Prince, who feels it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

His Fucking Prince desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.