My Fucking Prince

My Fucking Prince desperately desired a hat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a hat being the item opted for.

My Fucking Prince owned a dildo that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a dildo is the thing to select.

My Fucking Prince desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to throw. It should have been an odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

My Fucking Prince desperately wanted a dildo to share. One might say this is a curious activity, to my children, but not to the Prince, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to choose.

My Fucking Prince desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

My Fucking Prince desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would annihilate This seems a fairly weird exercise, to some, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.