The Blue Prince

The Blue Prince looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly an original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Prince owned a condom that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a condom of all things.

The Blue Prince had a mug that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be an exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the item that was selected.

The Blue Prince always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a curious exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who considered it was magnificent. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Blue Prince desperately desired a bat that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bat was the chosen item.

The Blue Prince had a pint of beer that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.