The Special Prince

The Special Prince craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a fairly odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Prince, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. A bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Special Prince craved for a porno magazine that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

The Special Prince desperately searched for a helmet that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was exciting. Strangely, a helmet would be the item chosen.

The Special Prince searched for a pen that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who expected it was spectacular. A pen would be the item chosen.

The Special Prince desperately wanted a pen that they liked to eat. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pen of all things.

The Special Prince wanted a lava lamp that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.