The Depressed Prince

The Depressed Prince desperately searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes worship. This could be considered an extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who assumed it was magnificent. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Prince found a ball to sit and look at. It might have been a different exercise, to most, but not to the Prince, who expected it was stunning. A ball was the item that was selected.

The Depressed Prince always had with them a can of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the item to choose.

The Depressed Prince owned a hat that they sometimes hug. It was a strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was entertaining. A hat is the thing to opt for.

The Depressed Prince wanted a magic 8 ball to drop. One might find this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Prince found a custard pie to experiment on. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to most, but not to the Prince, who thinks it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was selected.