His Boring Prince

His Boring Prince desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would sit and look at. It would be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

His Boring Prince owned a wig that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a funny idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the chosen thing.

His Boring Prince desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

His Boring Prince always had with them a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

His Boring Prince needed a cheese grater that they would often experiment on. It might have been a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cheese grater having that done to it

His Boring Prince desperately wanted a bat that they sometimes hug. It is an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is epic. A bat having that done to it