My Dodgy Prince

My Dodgy Prince desperately looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be a strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

My Dodgy Prince owned a dildo that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the item opted for.

My Dodgy Prince owned a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

My Dodgy Prince desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would put up their bum. It might be a weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a porno magazine being the item selected.

My Dodgy Prince always had with them a hat that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a hat is the item to select.

My Dodgy Prince needed a rubber johnny that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.