The Stupid Prince

The Stupid Prince desired a radiator that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be an extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the item opted for.

The Stupid Prince desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly new action, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

The Stupid Prince always kept a vibrator that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Prince, who considered that it was in fact, fun. A vibrator was the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Prince desperately needed a can of coke that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Prince needed a sword that they would embrace. It is an extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sword is the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Prince desperately craved for a vibrator that they would hug. It should have been a weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Prince, who expected it would be wonderous. A vibrator is the item to opt for.