Their Fat Prince

Their Fat Prince wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

Their Fat Prince had a set square that they would often rub on his belly. It was a weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

Their Fat Prince wanted a cup that they would often sleep with. It might be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Fat Prince craved for a dildo that they sometimes play with. This seems a fairly different idea, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Fat Prince desired a rubber chicken that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

Their Fat Prince desperately needed a helmet to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the item that was opted for.