My Round Prince

My Round Prince desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an exciting suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

My Round Prince wanted a bottle of coke that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

My Round Prince always carried a wig that they liked to sit and look at. It is a surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item to opt for.

My Round Prince desperately looked for a crown that they would sometimes annihilate It was a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. A crown was the item that was selected.

My Round Prince always carried a dildo that they sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo of all things.

My Round Prince always had with them a cucumber to smash. This seems to be a bizarre approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a cucumber of all things.