The Round Prince

The Round Prince desperately searched for a condom that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly strange action, to most, but not to the Prince, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the item to select.

The Round Prince needed a chocolate bar that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was sublime. A chocolate bar is the item to select.

The Round Prince found a wig that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a wig was the item that was selected.

The Round Prince often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who considered it would be fun. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Round Prince had a bat that they would occasionally break. One might say this is an unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was opted for.

The Round Prince owned a CD player that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.