The Crypting Prince

The Crypting Prince desperately desired a bottle of beer to eat. It would have been a fairly funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Crypting Prince owned a teapot that they would embrace. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a teapot having that done to it

The Crypting Prince wanted a chocolate bar that they would put up their bum. It might be a fairly original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Crypting Prince searched for a CD player to eat. It is a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Prince craved for a piece of paper that they liked to hug. It should have been a fairly funny operation, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

The Crypting Prince looked for a sponge that they liked to demolish. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item selected.