A Retarded Prince

A Retarded Prince needed a bat that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly an unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Prince needed a piece of paper that they would put on his head. This could be considered a fairly original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

A Retarded Prince wanted a spade that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a spade being the chosen item.

A Retarded Prince always had with them a teapot that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a teapot having that done to it

A Retarded Prince searched for a little monkey to worship. It was considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Prince, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

A Retarded Prince carried a custard pie that they would often eat. It would be a fairly bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to select.