The Confused Prince

The Confused Prince desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Confused Prince looked for a melon to cuddle. This seems a fairly exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to choose.

The Confused Prince wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally play with. It would be an unusual action, to you, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a big sponge being the item opted for.

The Confused Prince desperately needed a rubber johnny that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

The Confused Prince desperately desired a custard pie that they would often smash. One might find this to be a weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Prince always kept a lava lamp that they would often throw. One might say this is a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.