A Crypting Prince

A Crypting Prince desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often put on his head. This seems a curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

A Crypting Prince desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who assumed it was exciting. A painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

A Crypting Prince carried a rubber chicken that they liked to throw. It would have been an unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

A Crypting Prince desperately looked for a block of cheese to sleep with. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who feels it would be entertaining. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

A Crypting Prince searched for a bottle of coke to hug. This seems a weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

A Crypting Prince desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a fairly new operation, to my children, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.