Boring Prince

Boring Prince owned a set of lego to insert somewhere. This seems a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen item.

Boring Prince looked for a cucumber that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A cucumber being the thing opted for.

Boring Prince desperately searched for a helmet that they sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

Boring Prince found a condom to play with. It should be a fairly different thing to do, to me, but not to the Prince, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a condom would be the item that was selected.

Boring Prince desperately needed a custard pie that they liked to experiment on. This seems to be a new proposal, to you, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a custard pie being the chosen item.

Boring Prince always had with them a pint of cider that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who assumed it was fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.