A Jolly Prince

A Jolly Prince desperately looked for a condom that they would worship. It would be an original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was opted for.

A Jolly Prince always carried a bag of flour to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

A Jolly Prince desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered a new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

A Jolly Prince always kept a pint of cider to cuddle. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

A Jolly Prince desperately craved for a crown that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be an odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a crown was the item that was chosen.

A Jolly Prince desperately looked for a block of cheese to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly original activity, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item opted for.