Big Prince

Big Prince found a teapot that they liked to sleep with. It would have been an unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who assumed it was exciting. Remarkably, a teapot being the thing opted for.

Big Prince owned a pencil sharpener that they would cuddle. It was an exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who thinks it would be epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

Big Prince had a crown that they sometimes drop. This seems to be a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who expected it would be wonderous. A crown would be the thing that was selected.

Big Prince carried a bottle of beer to hug. It would be a bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

Big Prince desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would demolish. It was a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

Big Prince wanted a rubber chicken that they would often put on his head. It was a strange exercise, to some, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.