My Lucky Prince

My Lucky Prince desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

My Lucky Prince had a condom that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be an exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the item that was selected.

My Lucky Prince wanted a dildo that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

My Lucky Prince always kept a can of coke that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be an unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

My Lucky Prince desperately desired a melon that they would often throw. It should be a fairly exciting operation, to you, but not to the Prince, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing to select.

My Lucky Prince carried a tomato that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.