The Dodgy Prince

The Dodgy Prince always kept a lava lamp that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Prince craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally throw. It might be a bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken of all things.

The Dodgy Prince owned a pen that they would sit and look at. This seems a fairly curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Prince, who expected it was epic. Bizarrely, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Prince desperately craved for a set square that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Prince desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Prince carried a pint of beer that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.