The Tired Prince

The Tired Prince desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often throw. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.

The Tired Prince often carried a set square that they would occasionally hug. It might have been an odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who feels it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a set square of all things.

The Tired Prince craved for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

The Tired Prince owned a little monkey that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the item opted for.

The Tired Prince desired a stapler that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a stapler being the item opted for.

The Tired Prince found a porno magazine that they would often smash. It should have been an exciting thought, to me, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.