The Crypting Prince

The Crypting Prince always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a curious idea, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Crypting Prince had a teapot that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Crypting Prince desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who thinks it was epic. Honestly, a block of cheese of all things.

The Crypting Prince carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally throw. It would be an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

The Crypting Prince needed a lava lamp that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Crypting Prince owned a toilet brush that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. A toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.