His Boring Prince

His Boring Prince had a cucumber that they would share. One might find this to be a peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

His Boring Prince searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to break. This seems a fairly original suggestion, to some, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

His Boring Prince carried a bag of flour that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who considered it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

His Boring Prince always carried a stapler that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be an extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Prince needed a vibrator that they would worship. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the item opted for.

His Boring Prince desperately craved for a sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.