The Dodgy Prince

The Dodgy Prince needed a chocolate bar that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was a weird idea, to most, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Prince craved for a vibrator that they would often put on his head. It would have been an unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Dodgy Prince looked for a vibrator that they sometimes worship. It might be a fairly strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. A vibrator of all things.

The Dodgy Prince looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who considered it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Prince carried a dildo that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the item to select.

The Dodgy Prince craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a stretchman of all things.