Her Bum Loving Prince

Her Bum Loving Prince carried a hat that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a hat being the item selected.

Her Bum Loving Prince carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Prince desperately needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a weird proposal, to you, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving Prince often carried a ball that they would smash. It might have been a fairly surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was spectacular. Remarkably, a ball was the item that was opted for.

Her Bum Loving Prince searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving Prince searched for a spade that they liked to throw. It would be an odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.