My Lovely Prince

My Lovely Prince desperately desired a rubber chicken that they liked to break. This could be considered an exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who feels it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

My Lovely Prince desperately looked for a cheese grater that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be a peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

My Lovely Prince always had with them a ball that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Prince, who thought it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the item that was selected.

My Lovely Prince wanted a stapler that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. A stapler is the item to choose.

My Lovely Prince always carried a bag of poop that they would cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

My Lovely Prince looked for a computer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who thinks it was exciting. Strangely, a computer was the chosen thing.