Chinese Prince

Chinese Prince always kept a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

Chinese Prince always kept a spade that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a spade is the thing to choose.

Chinese Prince desperately needed a little monkey that they would often share. It would be a curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who feels it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

Chinese Prince desired a custard pie that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

Chinese Prince looked for a porno magazine to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

Chinese Prince owned a tomato to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a new thought, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the chosen thing.