Her Dodgy Prince

Her Dodgy Prince always carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes smash. This seems a different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Prince desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Prince found a bottle of beer that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who had decided it would be wonderful. A bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Prince needed a dildo that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been an odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Prince desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea is epic. A chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Prince desperately searched for a sword that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a sword is the thing to opt for.