Big Prince

Big Prince desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally break. It should have been a different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. A toilet brush was the chosen item.

Big Prince looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would drop. It should be a surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

Big Prince desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

Big Prince desperately desired a cup that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

Big Prince desired a pint of beer to smash. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of beer of all things.

Big Prince always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly original thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who felt it was awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.