My Confused Prince

My Confused Prince desperately searched for a lava lamp that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

My Confused Prince craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a new operation, to most, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Prince carried a bag of flour that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who had decided it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

My Confused Prince always kept a block of cheese that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was fun. A block of cheese was the item that was selected.

My Confused Prince desperately looked for a mug to share. One might consider this to be a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who felt it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug having that done to it

My Confused Prince wanted a dildo that they sometimes hug. It might have been a curious proposal, to most, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A dildo would be the thing that was chosen.