The Jolly Prince

The Jolly Prince desperately needed a stapler that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Prince desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Prince searched for a dildo that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly funny action, to you, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a dildo was the chosen thing.

The Jolly Prince often carried a rubber chicken that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who expected it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Prince desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.

The Jolly Prince desired a lava lamp that they would put in the bath with him. This seems an extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who thought it was sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.