Her Talented Prince

Her Talented Prince desperately wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes smash. It was a different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a stretchman of all things.

Her Talented Prince always had with them a little monkey that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a little monkey is the item to choose.

Her Talented Prince often carried a toilet brush that they would often demolish. One might say this is a fairly unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

Her Talented Prince desperately needed a condom that they would often sleep with. It was a fairly original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen thing.

Her Talented Prince always had with them a pint of cider that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a surprising action, to me, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of cider of all things.

Her Talented Prince always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a peculiar undertaking, to my children, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is exciting. A sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.