The Exciting Prince

The Exciting Prince needed a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a weird action, to many, but not to the Prince, who considered it was breathtaking. A sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Exciting Prince desired a rubber chicken that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to you, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. A rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

The Exciting Prince desperately needed a wig that they would often worship. One might find this to be an exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who thinks it would be magnificent. A wig being the thing opted for.

The Exciting Prince desired a block of cheese that they would share. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Prince, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

The Exciting Prince wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally drop. It might have been an extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Prince, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

The Exciting Prince found a can of Dr Pepper that they would break. This seems a surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.