Her Fat Prince

Her Fat Prince desperately looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

Her Fat Prince desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would experiment on. It might have been a fairly new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine of all things.

Her Fat Prince found a crown that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is an astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a crown is the thing to choose.

Her Fat Prince desperately wanted a bag of flour that they liked to sleep with. It should be a fairly curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who feels it was fun. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

Her Fat Prince found a piece of paper that they liked to drop. This is certainly a somewhat surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

Her Fat Prince always had with them a ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thought, to most, but not to the Prince, who had decided it would be amazing. A ball is the thing that was chosen.