The Fat Prince

The Fat Prince looked for a ball that they liked to break. It is a fairly curious exercise, to some, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a ball being the thing selected.

The Fat Prince often carried a set of lego to smash. It would have been a curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the chosen item.

The Fat Prince searched for a helmet that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who considered it would be amazing. Honestly, a helmet being the item opted for.

The Fat Prince had a pen that they would often smash. It should have been a funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a pen would be the item that was chosen.

The Fat Prince searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a somewhat surprising activity, to you, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to select.

The Fat Prince desperately desired a set square to break. This might appear to be a fairly weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was opted for.