The Grumpy Prince

The Grumpy Prince always carried a sack of potatoes that they would often put on his head. This seems a strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Prince had a hat that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly an odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Prince, who thought it was the most awesome idea. A hat was the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Prince desired a radiator that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Prince desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a weird operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. A magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Prince often carried a chocolate bar that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea was awesome. A chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Prince craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.