The Eccentric Prince

The Eccentric Prince desperately needed a pint of beer that they would often throw. One might say this is a fairly bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Prince desperately craved for a cup that they liked to throw. It was a bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who expected it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Prince always kept a dildo that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Prince desired a computer to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a computer would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Prince desperately desired a big sponge that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Prince had a spade that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is an unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. A spade being the thing selected.