A Bum Loving Prince

A Bum Loving Prince desperately looked for a mug that they would demolish. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Prince always had with them a bat that they would break. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a bat was the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Prince carried a vibrator that they would often put on his head. This seems a weird operation, to most, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Prince craved for a melon to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly astonishing action, to most, but not to the Prince, who assumed it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a melon would be the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Prince searched for a mug that they would often eat. It would have been a peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a mug was the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Prince desperately looked for a spade that they would worship. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was selected.