The Red Prince

The Red Prince wanted a bottle of wine that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be an extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who considered it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Prince searched for a sponge that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a sponge having that done to it

The Red Prince searched for a dildo that they liked to throw. This seems a fairly strange proposal, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a dildo is the thing to select.

The Red Prince desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a new thing to do, to some, but not to the Prince, who assumed it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Red Prince desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would hug. One might find this to be a fairly exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who felt it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

The Red Prince had a Harry Potter wand to sleep with. It would be a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.