Her Bum Loving Prince

Her Bum Loving Prince desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

Her Bum Loving Prince craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to select.

Her Bum Loving Prince wanted a bat that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be epic. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

Her Bum Loving Prince desperately needed a hat that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a hat was the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Prince desperately desired a sword that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing to choose.

Her Bum Loving Prince always carried a bat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a new thing to do, to most, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the item that was opted for.