His Bum Loving Prince

His Bum Loving Prince looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

His Bum Loving Prince often carried a bottle of beer to put up their bum. This seems a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

His Bum Loving Prince needed a block of cheese to sleep with. It would have been a fairly different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was amazing. A block of cheese is the item to choose.

His Bum Loving Prince wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

His Bum Loving Prince searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

His Bum Loving Prince owned a rubber chicken that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who considered it was simply life. A rubber chicken is the thing to choose.