Their Crazy Prince

Their Crazy Prince found a dildo that they liked to play with. It would be a surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

Their Crazy Prince craved for a wig that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the chosen item.

Their Crazy Prince looked for a custard pie that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered an extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a custard pie is the thing to select.

Their Crazy Prince desired a sword that they would cuddle. It is considered to be an odd action, to some, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the chosen thing.

Their Crazy Prince looked for a bottle of beer that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

Their Crazy Prince often carried a crown that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a funny idea, to my children, but not to the Prince, who assumed it was sublime. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was opted for.