The Orange Prince

The Orange Prince found a pint of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who feels it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Orange Prince desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would often embrace. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Orange Prince desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

The Orange Prince carried a pint of cider to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly funny thought, to you, but not to the Prince, who assumed it would be wonderous. A pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Orange Prince desperately wanted a radiator that they would put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my children, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a radiator of all things.

The Orange Prince carried a bag of poop that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a fairly strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who thought it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.