My Square Prince

My Square Prince owned a hat that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a hat being the chosen item.

My Square Prince desperately looked for a cup that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the thing that was selected.

My Square Prince desperately desired a stretchman that they would often hug. It was a surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who felt it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

My Square Prince looked for a spade to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing to choose.

My Square Prince wanted a bottle of coke that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

My Square Prince desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.