The Tired Prince

The Tired Prince always kept a crown that they liked to smash. It was a fairly surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a crown being the thing selected.

The Tired Prince desperately wanted a dildo that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be a surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Tired Prince looked for a CD player that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a CD player is the thing to select.

The Tired Prince desperately searched for a dildo to break. It might be a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Prince, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Tired Prince always had with them a bottle of wine that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Tired Prince desperately craved for a tomato that they liked to play with. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the thing to select.