Their Bewildered Prince

Their Bewildered Prince always had with them a can of Tango that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a fairly original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who assumed it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

Their Bewildered Prince wanted a dildo that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been an original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Bewildered Prince desperately looked for a custard pie to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who expected it was epic. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

Their Bewildered Prince often carried a cup that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cup of all things.

Their Bewildered Prince wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

Their Bewildered Prince desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to select.