His Yellow Prince

His Yellow Prince always had with them a lava lamp that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a fairly funny proposal, to many, but not to the Prince, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

His Yellow Prince found a stapler that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the thing selected.

His Yellow Prince found a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

His Yellow Prince always carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

His Yellow Prince found a spade to put on his head. This seems an astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who expected it was simply life. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

His Yellow Prince always carried a bottle of coke that they would often annihilate This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke of all things.